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This is The Number Nought Nought Nought speaking. We are the Square Root  of every Nought. Yes
it is Mrs Noughtfear, Triple Zero Queen of The Timestables. You have come to the best  place in   the world to learn about Nothing. There's Nothing going on here. I didn't do Nothing. You can't see me but you can imagine me. You can't prove I don't exist so just believe me.

I am really Three Nones in One, but the Three of Us total None. To understand how Three Nones can be None and One  at the  same time,  you must have  the imagination  of a child.  Do you understand The Number Nun Mrs Noughtfear Triple O? ODD O NEVEREVEN O AND NEVERODDOREVEN OThere is great division amongst us.

Anyway,  WE AM THE QUEEN of QUEENSLAND.  Queensland has Three Queen Bees and we are they. Are you a Believer or are you a Bee Leaver? You can leave us, or you can believe us. It is down to us to leave it up to you, but when you see my face you will believe us, believe me.

The King is  dead, Long Live The Queens. There's a problem in Queensland. One of The Little Bees is missing  and is  nowhere to be found.  So we  are asking  the world to  play with us,  The  Game of Numerical Hide and Seek. Beware the Mathematics Exam and please explain this prediction.

You can be  you,  and  we  can be  Mrs  Noughtfear,  The Number Nun  represented by  the letter Q in
QUEENSLAND. Queensland is Pineappleland so we can be The Queen Pineapples, Smooth ones,  and  we can  create  a story.  We can  imagine  the letter  D as a  Disabled Pineapple,  a very Rough Pineapple, and we can call him Nineapple Pineapple The Number Nine and Sum of Queensland.

As The Nun of Queensland  created  The Sum of Queensland,  we can also create The Little Ones of Queensland. Let's create Four Sisters and call them THE SEEN SISTERS represented by the letters S.E.E.N.  in  QUEENSLAND.  Now let's  have another go and  create Four Boys and call  them THE LUNA BROTHERS  represented by the  letters L.U.N.A. in  QUEENSLAND. The Eight Children can
all be Little Bees and Little Pineapples, represented by the numbers One to Eight.

Together  they  keep their  parents apart,  as well  they should.  Now imagine  The Game  of Hide and Seek. THE SEEN SISTERS and THE LUNA BROTHERS arrange themselves as UNSEEN AL each representing one of the numbers One to Eight, who are really Little Ones. L represented by Six  hides and  together  we have  to find  THE LITTLE BEE  missing in Queensland.  That's  Unseen Al.  Al is in Pineappleland. Imagine QUEENSLAND PINEAPPLES without L as QUEENS_ AND PINEAPPLES.

We can do this mathematically and symbolically, before working on The Real Problem. To do this we will have to learn how to multiply properly and learn  The Times Tables. Multiplication,  that's the name of the game. THE NUN creates THE SUM to find THE ONE who is missing.  Are you with US? Let us play.  One of The Little Bees is missing. It's The Number Six but  Start with The Seven Times Tables.
QUEENSLAND      HAS 10 LETTERS AND RE-ARRANGES AS      SEE A QLD NUN
DISABLED             HAS 8   LETTERS AND  RE-ARRANGES AS            D IS ABLE D
PINEAPPLE           HAS 9   LETTERS AND  RE-ARRANGES AS            PLANE PIPE
MATHEMATICS    HAS 11 LETTERS AND  RE-ARRANGES AS      MICE AT MATHS
10 8 9    11 = 99
Nineapple has  9 letters, Pineapple has  9 letters. Can a  real  Disabled Pineapple  created  by Three Nones in One make a movie to find The Little One who is missing in Queensland? Today Queensland Disabled Pineapple Mathematics devised by  Mrs Noughtfear is being taught in Queensland.Schools alongside the Alphabet Song devised by "The Three Stooges". Do you believe we are for real?
Who are you  going to call for an emergency in  Australia? ODD O for Fire and Theft or NEVER EVEN O for Cops and Robbers or NEVER ODD OR EVEN O for Accidents? Or just say hello to  Mrs Noughtfear  because I already know what  you want  and there is  Nothing you can do about it. How to meet  Beautiful Women  like me
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THREE  NONES  AS ONE
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EASY AS CHILD'S PLAY
Have a look as this guy explains how he calculates squaring  a five digit number. Very impressive,  however this can be done by a child who has mastered  The Timestables.
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MRS NOUGHTFEAR'S  LITERACY NUMERACY
MRS NOUGHTFEAR NOT MRS FARTENOUGH
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QUEENSLAND DISABLED  PINEAPPLE  MATHEMATICS