This is The Number Nought Nought Nought speaking. We are the Square Root of every Nought. Yes
it is Mrs Noughtfear, Triple Zero Queen of The Timestables. You have come to the best place in the world to learn about Nothing. There's Nothing going on here. I didn't do Nothing. You can't see me but you can imagine me. You can't prove I don't exist so just believe me.
I am really Three Nones in One, but the Three of Us total None. To understand how Three Nones can be None and One at the same time, you must have the imagination of a child. Do you understand The Number Nun Mrs Noughtfear Triple O? ODD O NEVEREVEN O AND NEVERODDOREVEN O. There is great division amongst us.
You can be you, and we can be Mrs Noughtfear, The Number Nun represented by the letter Q in
QUEENSLAND. Queensland is Pineappleland so we can be The Queen Pineapples, Smooth ones, and we can create a story. We can imagine the letter D as a Disabled Pineapple, a very Rough Pineapple, and we can call him Nineapple Pineapple The Number Nine and Sum of Queensland. As The Nun of Queensland created The Sum of Queensland, we can also create The Little Ones of Queensland. Let's create Four Sisters and call them THE SEEN SISTERS represented by the letters S.E.E.N. in QUEENSLAND. Now let's have another go and create Four Boys and call them THE LUNA BROTHERS represented by the letters L.U.N.A. in QUEENSLAND. The Eight Children can
all be Little Bees and Little Pineapples, represented by the numbers One to Eight.
Together they keep their parents apart, as well they should. Now imagine The Game of Hide and Seek. THE SEEN SISTERS and THE LUNA BROTHERS arrange themselves as UNSEEN AL each representing one of the numbers One to Eight, who are really Little Ones. L represented by Six hides and together we have to find THE LITTLE BEE missing in Queensland. That's Unseen Al. Al is in Pineappleland. Imagine QUEENSLAND PINEAPPLES without L as QUEENS_ AND PINEAPPLES.
We can do this mathematically and symbolically, before working on The Real Problem. To do this we will have to learn how to multiply properly and learn The Times Tables. Multiplication, that's the name of the game. THE NUN creates THE SUM to find THE ONE who is missing. Are you with US? Let us play. One of The Little Bees is missing. It's The Number Six but Start with The Seven Times Tables.
QUEENSLAND HAS 10 LETTERS AND RE-ARRANGES AS SEE A QLD NUN
DISABLED HAS 8 LETTERS AND RE-ARRANGES AS D IS ABLE D
PINEAPPLE HAS 9 LETTERS AND RE-ARRANGES AS PLANE PIPE
MATHEMATICS HAS 11 LETTERS AND RE-ARRANGES AS MICE AT MATHS
Nineapple has 9 letters, Pineapple has 9 letters. Can a real Disabled Pineapple created by Three Nones in One make a movie to find The Little One who is missing in Queensland? Today Queensland Disabled Pineapple Mathematics devised by Mrs Noughtfear is being taught in Queensland.Schools alongside the Alphabet Song devised by "The Three Stooges". Do you believe we are for real?
THREE NONES AS ONE
BUT TOTALLING NONE
EASY AS CHILD'S PLAY
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QUEENSLAND DISABLED PINEAPPLE MATHEMATICS